Popsicle Stick Riddles

A few weeks ago, I had my wisdom teeth out. My diet in the days following the surgery consisted mostly of Jello and popsicles. Now, one of the best things about eating a popsicle is the riddles that are on the stick. The part you hold has the riddle, and the answer is hidden underneath the popsicle itself. Allow me to share some of the comic genius with you:

What do you find in the middle of nowhere?
The letter H

What is the most musical bone?
A trombone

Why did the child keep staring at the car stereo?
Because he wanted to watch a cartoon

These jokes are truly epic. Seriously, I don’t know why the Popsicle folks decided it was a good idea for people to groan after eating one of their products.

If you’ve got some good riddles to share, please feel free to add them in the comments section below.